Are You Right There, Marty?

You may talk of the pros of going railing
up, down, and across this country,
and all of the petrol fumes saving

by transporting yourself publicly.

You'd run for the train in the morning,

but you'd have to be there before eight.

And why bother with all of that jogging

when Renault's got wheels at your gate?

And as you're driving all terrains,

you hear yourself sing this refrain:

Are you right there, Marty, are you right?

As you travel free by morning, noon, and night.

RTÉ pays you for runnin'

a car that Renault's fundin',

it's the life, now, Marty,

it's the life.